Classicists Pillows

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Sis-yphus

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

Sisyphus Golf Ball

Meatball of the Gods.

Argonauts and football

"Shoo!"

"What's wrong, Atlas? You look as though you're supporting the world on your shoulders."

Orpheus serenades the furies

Trojan Horse Clown Attacks

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

Pandora's Box: Now Open 24 Hours

A Symphony of Penguins

Venus

Rare Books

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Where was the TSA?'

"Out damn Spot

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'