Classical Scholars Pillows

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Caesar salad?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"I'm having my entrails read."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Souvenirs.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Romans.