Classical Scholars Prints

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Venus

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'Where was the TSA?'

Playdough's The Republic

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Caesar salad?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"I'm having my entrails read."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Souvenirs.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."