Classical Thinker Pillows

"But Isaac - why must you always think in terms of apples?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Venus

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Playdough's The Republic

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Unanimous voting.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Six Thinking Hats

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."