Classical Thinker Gifts

"But Isaac - why must you always think in terms of apples?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Playdough's The Republic

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"