Classical Scholar Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a classical scholar? Our collection captures the wit, wisdom, and history of ancient texts with humor and charm. Ideal for teachers, students, or history enthusiasts who appreciate a clever nod to classical studies.

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Dog in ancient dog house

Dog in ancient dog house

A.E. Housman

A.E. Housman

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Venus

Venus

Archimedes statue with a lever

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Where was the TSA?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Playdough's The Republic

Playdough's The Republic

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrodinger's Black Box

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

A surprise in heaven

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Caesar salad?'

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Some Hamlet-based puns

Some Hamlet-based puns

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Souvenirs.

Souvenirs.

Situation Tragedy.

Situation Tragedy.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Classical Scholar Gifts Collection

Classical Scholar Mugs

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Classical Scholar Pillows

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Classical Scholar Prints

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Classical Scholar T-Shirts

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