Classics Scholar Pillows

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

The Wages Of Sin

'Apparently it was all due to an absentee landlord.'

Eurydice in Elysium

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Eurydice in prison

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Mark Twain

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Seneca

Fall in the Greek Temple

Romulus (left) and Remus

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Trojan horse.

Venus

Julius Caesar

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

I love Classics.