Classics Student Pillows

Romulus (left) and Remus

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I miss the Augean stables."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Large print e-book.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Caesar salad?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Goddess

Redlaw and the Phantom

The evidence destroyed