Studying Classics Pillows

The Cornucopia Trap

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bacchus.

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Large print e-book.

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Goddess

Redlaw and the Phantom

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp