Classical Studies Buff Pillows

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

Now its time for the on-board entertainment.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Horti-Culture

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Robocop and Juliet.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Allegro con molto espresso

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

After the Sentence

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I'm having my entrails read."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Edvard Grieg

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

The Raven in Flight

'Regular or decapitated?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"