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Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

'Have you been on Facebook again?'

The Wages Of Sin

'Apparently it was all due to an absentee landlord.'

Eurydice in Elysium

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Mark Twain

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

Fall in the Greek Temple

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Seneca

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Eurydice in prison

Romulus (left) and Remus

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Venus