
"Then, after my twelve labors, I had to deal with PETA."
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"Then, after my twelve labors, I had to deal with PETA."
"Guess who brought king cake!"
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."
After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
Archimedes helps Sisyphus
Made in China
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
'Et tu Yakamoto?'
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
"I miss the Augean stables."
'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'
"I find you can't have too many man caves."
'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'
"I'm having my entrails read."
'Please take your receipt!'
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"
"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'
Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.
Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.
'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'
'Nothing about equal opportunity?'
A divided world.
'The gods are perplexing.'
"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."
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