Classicist At Heart Gifts

Salisbury and the Irish Question

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

Terms and Conditions

Centaur Traffic Sign

Minos' Clemeney

Venus

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Where was the TSA?'

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A surprise in heaven

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Caesar salad?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Et in Arcadia Ego

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

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