Classicist At Heart Mugs

Salisbury and the Irish Question

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

Terms and Conditions

Centaur Traffic Sign

Minos' Clemeney

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Mr. Right!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

A surprise in heaven

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Caesar salad?'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Souvenirs.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.