Contemporary Classic Gifts

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mozart on a computer,

Draw!

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"What next?"

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Primavera (Spring)

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Dibs on his Fitbit."

'We moved here so we could have a wide screen.'

American Gothic lol

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

Nude Descending a Staircase

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

Do you have a cult fiction section?

Kafka

"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

George Orwell - 2013

'The Ancient Mariner now...'

Charlotte's Barcode.

'You'd better go easy on the porridge for awhile, Goldie -- my parents are getting suspicious.'

"The directions say, march around city 7 times, aim at walls and blow..."

"Ha, Fanboys are imploding over Doctor Who being a woman."

'No job, no home, less than 30 Facebook friends. Please help!'