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'The Ancient Mariner now...'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Sergei Taneyev

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Michail Glinka

Seneca

The furies

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The Mother Of Damocles

Tosca on the balcony

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.