Classical Enthusiast Prints

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on first and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."

Champagne Polka

Venus De Milo - The Later Years.

'Wow! Things are worse than I thought!'

Gustav Holst

Greek Columns: Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken.

Tranquilizing effect of classical music.

Gentleman in a pink frock coat

Flautist

Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue

Michail Glinka

Johann Strauss

Musical Suicide.

Sergei Taneyev

Maurice Ravel

Proms Peacock

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Listening to Sweet Music

Ironic

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

"Nobody ever complains about the tom-cats."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Modern Major General

Baroque Peacock

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Deflator mouse

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."