Classic Aficionados Prints

Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Piano Keyboard

Henrik Ibsen,

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Gustav Holst

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Sergei Taneyev

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Selfie

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The furies

Michail Glinka

Islington Angels.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Alexander Pope

Frank Sinatra.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Frederic Chopin

Champagne Polka

Jean Philippe Rameau

Greek goddess

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Johann Strauss