Classics Aficionado Prints

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

'Nice throw, Sir.'

Goddess

"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."

'Must be Dante's disco inferno.'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Jonathan Swift

Meatball of the Gods

'Caesar always was a cut-up.'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Sad Eurydice

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Piano Keyboard

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Antonio Vivaldi

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Caesar salad?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Louis Armstrong.

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Cello Concert