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'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

Holy Bible

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."