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'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

R.C.I.A.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Holy Bible

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'