Adventurous Scholar Gifts

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Thomas Mann.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."