Scholarly Adventurer Gifts

Gone Lecturin'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Thomas Mann.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

E=mc2.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Now showing, at a University near you...

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Now you can send it."

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Jack London

Think Tank

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'