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'Tall and dark, yes - but do you call this handsome!?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

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Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Pavlov's Puppy

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Get a tomb!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Blok drives by New York City.

"Which one is yours?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Psychic diving competition.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Mummy Shrink.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Fear of Flying Seminar