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I just knew this would be dull.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Psychic diving competition.

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

If Ghosts Were Real

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

Out of body experience

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

Psychic Research Unit.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Trick or treat surprise.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"You like people and people respond to that."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

The Paranormal Society...