Psychic Phenomena Enthusiast Pillows

'Tall and dark, yes - but do you call this handsome!?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Pavlov's Puppy

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Get a tomb!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Which one is yours?"

Psychic diving competition.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Mummy Shrink.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Your husband says BOO!"