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'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Which one is yours?"

Psychic diving competition.

The End is Nigh

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'