Prophesy Enthusiast Prints

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"Hallelujah!"

Rats leave a launching ship.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Honk if you're holy.

'He's always looking for an argument!'

The End is Near.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

A self-filling prophecy.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'