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"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Honk if you're holy.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"Hallelujah!"

The end is near.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

The End is Near.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'