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"That can't be good."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

I have seen the future...

'I'm starting to believe him."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

End to our global troubles...

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'The dog days of summer will lead to... many panicky newspaper articles about global warming.'

Tarot reading

"Covid again!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Psychic diving competition.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The End is Near.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'