Prophecy Appreciator Pillows

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Freia and her golden apples

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The End is Near.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"