Prophecy Appreciator Gifts

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I say we try it.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Freia and her golden apples

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The end is near.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The End is Near.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Metamorphosis is coming.

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'