Prophet Appreciator Pillows

The End is Near

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Joseph and his coat

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Two friars ringing bells

"That isn't allowed either."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

'There's something different about the vicar, He seems louder,'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Vegetarian Heaven

'Global warming is God's way of giving you sinners a preview of HELL!'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."