Fantasy Appreciator Pillows

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

A snake with human legs.

"This milk is curdled, have you been jumping the moon again?"

Dead Sock Puppet

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Freia and her golden apples

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

ET Mishap

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Caterpillar Portrait

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'