Fantasy Appreciator Pillows

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

A snake with human legs.

"This milk is curdled, have you been jumping the moon again?"

"One day I'll find my kindhearted sadomasochist..."

Dead Sock Puppet

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Freia and her golden apples

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Late BroomStick

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where the wild things were."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"What the hell took so long?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Birds Following Witch.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).