Prediction Lovers Gifts

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Weather bar

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"Do you really want to know?"

Uninhabital USA.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

Economics as Rocket Science

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

2017 glass half full

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

'The mist is clearing.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Our market analysis is in.'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."