Global Warming Aficionado Gifts

Corn Price Denialism

Scarcity

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The sea 2050.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

Climate change santa...

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Capitalism and the Earth

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Adapting to global warming.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

One Minute Before Midnight!

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Thunbergs are not go!

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'