Global Warming Aficionado Pillows

Scarcity

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The sea 2050.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Climate change santa...

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Capitalism and the Earth

Adapting to global warming.

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

One Minute Before Midnight!

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.