Hvac Enthusiast Gifts

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Applications

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'