Home Heating Enthusiast Gifts

"There`s your problem. The fire should be in the centre."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"Habanero ..."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Was it a fuse?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"The blow drier is broken."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Winford gets the latest in refrigerator technology with an ATM ice dispenser.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

Homeowners.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

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