Hvac Enthusiasts Gifts

'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'

"I didn't spark joy."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Living together, couple in love.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'It's just some 'Stir 'n' Blend', 'Bake 'n' Slice', 'Mix 'n' Broil', Chop 'n' Simmer and 'Pour 'n' Serve.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Winford gets the latest in refrigerator technology with an ATM ice dispenser.

"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!