Hvac Enthusiasts Gifts

'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'

"I didn't spark joy."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Habanero ..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Living together, couple in love.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Winford gets the latest in refrigerator technology with an ATM ice dispenser.

'It's just some 'Stir 'n' Blend', 'Bake 'n' Slice', 'Mix 'n' Broil', Chop 'n' Simmer and 'Pour 'n' Serve.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Organic Soldering.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."

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