Home Heating Solutions Gifts

"Yet another burning injustice."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Electric Blanket.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Organic Soldering.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Radiator Blues

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

Heat Wave Podium

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Gas Vs. Electric

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

Heating costs.