Heating Solutions Gifts

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'It's a good blanket, but I can't figure out what this is for.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Electric Blanket.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Nuclear energy.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Heat Wave Podium

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Radiator Blues

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Briquettes

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Gas Vs. Electric

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'