Energy Solutions Gifts

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Don't forget! - What I've just told you will solve this planet's energy crisis, and global warming and ensure all you Earthlings have decent standard of living. . ."

Nuclear energy.

'Jeff has some interesting ideas on how to save energy.'

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

Let's get organized

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

City Windfarms.

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Sustainability

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Electric car

Critical Ethanol report

Green Energy used to power polluting industries