Environmental Solutions Gifts

Briquettes

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

The New Normal

Environment policy.

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

How Many It Takes

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."