Heating Solutions Pillows

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'It's a good blanket, but I can't figure out what this is for.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Electric Blanket.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Nuclear energy.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Heat Wave Podium

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Radiator Blues

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Briquettes

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'