Heat Management Pillows

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Let's get organized

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Cat and Broom

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

A woman's work is never done!

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

The Complete Cycle.

'You're allergic to feathers.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'The complete computer home management system you bought says I should divorce you.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'