Heat Management Gifts

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Let's get organized

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Cat and Broom

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

A woman's work is never done!

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'You're allergic to feathers.'

The Complete Cycle.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

The Original Online Mom.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'