Heating And Cooling Gifts

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Electric Blanket.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Organic Soldering.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Heat Wave Podium

"Ahhhh."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'