Central Heating Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful present for someone who can't imagine life without their central heating? Our collection offers witty and warm-themed products that celebrate the comfort of a cozy home environment. Whether it’s a humorous mug or a comfy pillow, these gifts add a splash of personality and warmth to any space, making sure they’re never cold-hearted about their favorite home essential.

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'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?' mockup

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

from $19.00

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!' mockup

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

from $19.00

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!" mockup

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

from $19.00

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.' mockup

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

from $19.00

Electric Blanket.

from $19.00

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?' mockup

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

from $19.00

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

from $19.00

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000." mockup

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

from $19.00

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.' mockup

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

from $19.00

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time. mockup

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

from $19.00

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away. mockup

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

from $19.00

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?' mockup

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

from $19.00

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.' mockup

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

from $19.00

Why don't you look at ME that way? mockup

Why don't you look at ME that way?

from $19.00

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work. mockup

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

from $19.00

'Isn't it great?!'

from $19.00

Apartments for rent. Central Air! mockup

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

from $19.00

Organic Soldering.

from $19.00

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves." mockup

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

from $19.00

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.' mockup

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

from $19.00

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!' mockup

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

from $19.00

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?' mockup

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

from $19.00

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!' mockup

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

from $19.00

"What? No Vanilla?"

from $19.00

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

from $19.00

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater. mockup

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

from $19.00

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards. mockup

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

from $19.00

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready." mockup

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

from $19.00

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.' mockup

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

from $19.00

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

from $19.00

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?' mockup

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

from $19.00

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney. mockup

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

from $19.00

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!' mockup

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

from $19.00

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.' mockup

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

from $19.00

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

from $19.00

Central Heating Gifts Collection

Central Heating Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs themed around central heating, and find a humorous gift that will add warmth to their mornings.

Central Heating Pillows

Discover pillows featuring central heating humor for a playful and comfy home accent.

Central Heating Prints

Browse our playful prints celebrating central heating to brighten up any space with humor and warmth.

Central Heating T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts inspired by central heating for a cozy, witty style they will love to wear.