Heating Gifts

Heating for an igloo.

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

I love the high ceilings, but it's so hard to heat.

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

The Choice Between Television and Heaters

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

A man hits logs into his fireplace with a golf club.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"What? No Vanilla?"

Radiator Blues

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Well, I'm not leaving.

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'