Heating Specialist Gifts

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Fridays For Future

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Nord Stream 2

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Radiator Blues

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Lighthouse

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

Heating costs.

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Wind Power

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.