Heating Specialist Gifts

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Fridays For Future

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Nord Stream 2

Radiator Blues

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Lighthouse

I love the high ceilings, but it's so hard to heat.

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Heating costs.

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

Stop turning down the thermostat.